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The Commission, comprising a team of wise men and women supervised by Minister in the Presidency, Mondli Gungubele, is tasked with ensuring the much-heralded National Development Plan is carried out.
In any rational country, an outburst like that would lead to the Government resigning and an early election, but there is faint hope of that. The best we can hope for is an ANC, with a greatly reduced majority, dragging down a coalition Government. For the ANC to change for the better would mean a radical redesign of the party.

Invective aside, the lack of a coherent strategy has always plagued the ANC and the reason is simple. The party likes to boast about it being a “broad church”. This means that it must, by definition, please every schismatic faction to hold together.

We don’t have to look any further than the Tripartite Alliance between the SACP, Cosatu and the ANC to spot the bind the party’s dogmatic approach to consensus has got us into. While the SACP has done a fair job of acting as the alliance’s conscience, its outdated policies make it impossible to implement the steps needed to get South Africa back on course. So, the ANC compromises by doing nothing. Similarly, Cosatu’s job is to look after the interests of the workers. The Government’s job is to look after the poor and unemployed, but it cannot allow the wage levels which would bring prosperity and full employment because Cosatu won’t have it.

Now the ANC faces being reduced to a powerless cypher by the gains of two parties. The Democratic Alliance which has a clear idea of what the country needs and the brains to achieve it and the EFF which has a clear idea of what Julius Malema needs and pursues it single-mindedly.

The ANC has a vision of what the country needs that would probably be acceptable to most of its voters, it is just that it is so paralysed by the need to please factions, and the need to play politics instead of running the country, it cannot achieve anything. The problem is lit up by the number of patently useless Ministers President Ramaphosa tolerates in order to achieve unity.

In fact, with the possible exception of beleaguered Finance Minister Enoch Godongwana, there are none who have the ability to hold down any sort of job in the real world. Most have shown such abysmal performance in their portfolios that their continued employment only demonstrates the weakness of the President.

Not that firing them would help much for the ANC is markedly lacking in talent. Unkind commentators have said the definition of gross inefficiency is the 144 top members of the party’s national executive.

September 15

Wanna buy a share in ANC inc.?

Do not be surprised if investors are far from thrilled at the news that a new Bill, brainchild of Public Enterprises Minister Pravin Gordhan, will pave the way for them to take shares in state companies. Imagine. “How are my Eskom shares doing today/” “Oh shit.”

The Bill is apparently modelled on similar legislation in Malaysia – but there is a key difference. In Malaysia SOEs are run by properly trained, fiscally aware, professionals. In South Africa? Well….

It might be a cause for rejoicing if we were sure the Government was planning to take only a minority share in the SOEs in question. Fat chance, they will want 51% and that means their cadre of choice will become chairman, backed by a bunch of jaa baas know-nothings. Situation normal except they have some private money to burn or steal.

But do not be surprised if this is not part one of a two part Gordhan plan. He is not the thickest member of a pretty thick Cabinet and he will be fully aware that private enterprise has far more sense than to hand vast sums to ANC cadres.

For a long time, the Government has been laying covetous eyes on the nation’s pensions schemes. To the rage of our Socialist masters, they insist on only investing in shares that will bring value to their stakeholders. President Cyril Ramaphosa has been quoted as saying that pension funds should be invested in development work – which in our country means handed over to the cadres to loot.

So far, its greedy eyes have only been focused on work-related pensions funds. But what about all that lovely money prudent people have put away in equity funds and the rest to see them through their old age? A nice new law obliging the funds to invest 50% of their assets in SOEs would solve the problem of private enterprise not wanting to take up Gordhan’s offer.

Gordhan’s Bill has still to be published for public comment – which is liable to range from the sarcastic to, in the case of the EFF and the like, outrage.

Probably the best news for the saving public is that, as usual, the Government has left things too late, and it will be almost impossible to get the Bill through before the next election. In that case things will have to start all over again. With a bit if luck we might even have a Government that is not based on the principle that what is yours is ours

September 13

Stay safe Andre, it’s not over yet

Andre de Ruyter is alive and well and somewhere. The question South Africans should ask, as they watch the ham-handed attempts of the State to tarnish his whistle-blowing, is whether that would be true if he was still in South Africa.

De Ruyter had certain advantages over your run of the mill whistle-blower. Plenty of cash and the ability to write a book which ensured, if anything untoward should happen to him, the blame would be laid squarely at the Government’s door.

Lucky for Andre. He had already found staying in South Africa could well be fatal when his coffee was laced with cyanide. Any doubts he had about who was responsible must have evaporated when two cops of abysmal ignorance were tasked with finding the culprits. They have never done so and it is doubtful that they ever tried – acting on the orders of those on high, we all suspect.

Now there is no direct evidence that our Government goes in for the assassination of whistle-blowers, but there is plenty of evidence that both it, and the ANC, will move heaven and earth to protect anyone, politically connected, who is accused of criminality.

Their efforts seem to have met a road block in the form of retired police Brigadier General Jap Burger. Burger, who was investigating de Ruyter’s claims, was ordered by his boss, National Police Commissioner Fannie Masemola to tell all to Parliament’s Standing Committee on Public Accounts. He didn’t turn up, and Masemola hinted that it was because he was scared.

Burger subsequently retired and has again refused to brief Scopa. But it appears he had already written to the Speaker pointing out that the Eskom investigation was a matter of national security and he was not prepared to discuss it in the open in front of the notoriously talkative Scopa members. 

Burger wrote that “an integrated national security resolve of Eskom” had to be activated, and the executive held to account, as the power utility was “not served or protected by the security sector”.

“The national commissioner, however, appears not to have communicated my position to the Scopa meeting … but alluded to Scopa that he does not know where I am and that I was scared to appear before Scopa.”

Masemola apparently has refused to comment on this. Nor has he explained why, what is probably the most vital police investigation the country has ever known, was handed to a cop who was about to retire.

Meanwhile, cyanide having failed whoever tried to get de Ruyter, the Government appears to be resorting to slow poison in a bid to kill off accusations that might soil the beloved party.

The SIU, whose proper role is to claw back the money that was stolen from Eskom by mysterious syndicates, headed by senior ANC men, is instead on the hunt for the de Ruyter scalp, telling Scopa that while he might have meant well, the ex-Eskom CEO was guilty of maladministration by authorising a clandestine investigation into the power utility and should be held accountable. Tutt, tutt Andre.

Having thus hinted that De Ruyter was committing a felony, nudge, nudge, wink, wink, the SIU head Andy Mothibi grudgingly admitted that top politicians had been named. Despite the report being unauthorised its value, in terms of matters that should be investigated, can't be ignored, he said.

What he didn’t tell Scopa, probably to the great relief of the ANC members, was why in the six months or so since the Fivaz report was unleashed, it has been ignored. No police raids, no confiscation of hard drives, no formal interviews.

But plenty of time for the destruction of evidence. Stay where you are Andre, being paranoid doesn’t mean they aren’t still out to get you. And under this Government, a whistleblower’s life isn’t worth a penny whistle.

September 11

Was there a coup when no one was looking?

Has here been a silent coup in South Africa? Has Cyril Ramaphosa been replaced as President by someone competent and intelligent – and willing to act? Have the rest of his dumb puppets been sidelined, to wander around powerlessly, chanting “its apartheid’s fault”, while a new regime tries to rebuild what they have wrecked?

It would seem so after Finance Minister Enoch Godongwana ordered the departments and provinces to cut their spending by R25 billion. A howl went up from the unions, but not a murmur from the free-spending ministers and provinces.

Enoch, the quiet man of South African politics has gone further. Ramaphosa and his wrecking crew have been wittering on forever about getting help from private enterprise. Enoch’s Treasury is taking that radical move over and wants it to happen in a hurry.

The problem is that South Africa’s tax revenue has nosedived sharply because of Eskom and Transnet, two disasters which have impacted every corner of South African life and which have been caused, not by apartheid, would you believe, but by Government’s failures and eagerness to deploy the corrupt.

The bulk of our fiscally ignorant Cabinet doubtless fail to understand why the problem cannot be fixed by simply printing more Rands, but our Minister of Finance is made of stronger, and more intelligent, stuff.

It is unlikely that Enoch will find it easy once Cabinet wakes up to the fact that Treasury has demanded they cut back on travelling, catering, conferences and workshops, all the fun things that make Minsters feel like proper politicians.

Treasury has also called for a block on hiring and infrastructure projects.

According to the Daily Maverick, Western Cape Premier Alan Winde this will “fundamentally compromise his province’s ability to deliver frontline services in health, education, and criminal justice. What is needed, he said, is urgent reforms to grow the economy and government tax revenue. Like a bit of stealthy privatisation, perhaps.

One place where there will be long faces is in the ANC’s election war room. In every election so far, these strategists, devoid of any triumphs they can point out, have resorted to bribes – nothing like a few freebies to keep the sheep in the pen.

Now it looks as if any social security hand-outs will be off the table as will tax cuts on things like petrol and liquor. Enoch the Scrooge might be able to pick some low-hanging fruit there. Treasury long ago announced that if Energy Minister Gwede Mantashe ever managed to do his job and produce a new fuel pricing formula, we would start paying over a rand a litre less. If Treasury take that project over from Gwede the Unready, every worker and industry in South Africa will benefit immediately.

Doubtless Uncle Cyril is waiting in the wings to claim the credit if the nasty medicine works. So what, if Godongwana’s power grab continues and he turns South Africa around?

 

September 10

Don’t curse the darkness, curse the ANC

If the power goes off when you are watching the start of the Rugby World Cup tomorrow, or the Boks’ first game on Saturday, don’t curse the darkness, curse Gwede Mantashe. Curse him twice in fact. The first time for his pig head determination that only coal can save the country and his willingness to obstruct any other solution.

Unless of course it is Kapowerships. He has a strange fascination for that Turkish company. Many wonder why.

The second time you curse him, curse him for being an incompetent do nothing who can’t even be bothered to try to do something about the fuel price which affects everyone in the country, whether they have cars or ride taxis.

For the latest swingeing rise in the cost of diesel means that Eskom will be unable to burn so much to keep the lights on, Diesel has gone up by a whopping R2.84 a litre based on the archaic formula on which our fuel prices are based.

An urgent matter, you would think. But Mantashe was told, back in 2018, to find a revised price mechanism which would lessen the burden. The task is, unarguably, part of his department’s duties. But nothing has been done. Treasury have done sums which suggest a new formula could drop prices by more than a rand, but the man who us supposed to do the job has still to report back.

In fact, curse him three times, for his third example of uncaring stubbornness is his refusal to allow Eskom to buy diesel at wholesale prices. It must operate through third parties, who add nothing but cost to the equation. Why he is so enamoured with these third parties, we can only speculate.

In a normal society, with a normal Government, the President would fire a Minster who couldn’t be bothered to drag himself away from his nice coal fire to do what he was told to do. But not our President. Firing incompetents would cause rifts within the ruling party and the party is far more important than the country and its wellbeing.

“We should think positively about the power cuts,” he croons on TV, sounding just like a mother trying to persuade a toddler that the medicine doesn’t taste horrible. But be aware, President Ramaphosa, that the toddler is about to throw an almighty tantrum and start kicking and screaming.

This time no amount of lies about how good things are under the African National Catastrophe are going to make it continue to swallow the nasty medicine Uncle Cyril seems to believe will only do us good.

So add a curse on him as you struggle to get live scores on your laptop.

And pray hard that the Boks are better at rugby than the ANC is at governing. And pray that Minsters who knock on every time they get a pass are dropped from Cabinet.

No need to pray for the Boks to win. They will.

September 7

The ANC drops its mask of democracy

To hell with the Constitution, to hell with the Constitutional Court, to hell with the Bill of Rights, we’re the ANC and we will do what we like otherwise our policemen will come and bash you over the head with their truncheons and you won’t be able to do anything about it because we have made sure IPID can’t interfere.

That is the effect, if not the words, of Deputy Police Minister Cassel Mathale, in a triumphant statement after the Directorate (IPID) Amendment Bill was forced through the Portfolio Committee of Police. The Bill, if it goes all the way through Parliament, will allow our revered Minister of Police Bheki Cele to appoint any puppet he likes as IPID’s executive director.

That of course would make life a lot easier for Cele and the ANC. For a start any nonsense about disciplining the Blue Light thugs from Deputy President Matishile’s convoy for merely kicking over a couple of innocent soldiers who apparently annoyed them, would disappear. Given Cele’s erratic behaviour in his role, this is bad news.

But the worst news of all is that, for the first time, a Parliamentary body has deliberately defied a Constitutional Court ruling. The court expressly ordered Parliament, as our Constitution allows it to do, to produce amendments to the IPID Bill which removed the Minister’s power to interfere with the key appointment.

Mathale, a man in keeping with the ANC’s policy of appointing the unqualified in key roles, was fully aware the new Bill will be illegal, because the State Law Advisor had told him so. But what does he know, ruled Mathale, glorying in his degree in sociology, the fact that it is unconstitutional is not “reason enough” to block its further progress.

Obviously, the opposition is not going to sit still for this, so the ANC is leading us straight into a constitutional crisis. To put it simply, Mathale has decided that the party is above the rule of law.

This seems like a very bad strategy with an election looming. The government is clearly going to lose any court cases and therefore lose face at a crucial time. Or should we put the worst possible interpretation on it – that the mighty ANC has decided it will no longer be constrained by silly pieces of paper like the Constitutional Court ruling. And like the Electoral Act.

The Constitution has been maligned because evil lawyers have twisted its purpose, but it is still the only thing which stands between us and a draconian Party which would love to be returned to Parliament with a majority which would enable it to rewrite the Constitution to its own malevolent benefit. Its only hope of achieving that would be to have policemen, batons drawn, at every polling station with orders to crack the skulls of anyone who tries to vote without an ANC membership card.

So we should all worry about Mathale and his Bill. Has the ANC finally decided to throw away its mask of benign democracy so it can create the corrupt socialist heaven it believes is possible? 

September 6

Stage six and Government fails us again

Back to the miseries of Stage six load shedding and all because our Minister of Electricity thinks prancing and dancing about on the supposed world stage of a nothing conference in East Africa is far more important than signing off an agreement with Mozambique to supply 100MW of much-needed power.

News 24 disclosed today that, while the Government crowed about how clever it was to negotiate the agreement, three months ago, it has done nothing to finalise it. Something that has even angered Mozambique’s energy minister Carlos Zacarias, who doubtless feels that he is being treated with disdain by a country that arrived with a begging bowl and can’t be bothered to pick it up when he filled it.

But never mind, we patient South Africans will endure Stage six, basking instead in the proud knowledge that our Minister of Electricity was making GLOBAL sound bites on a WORLD platform – just like those important people like Putin and Xi. It makes you feel so good.

Anyway, Minister Ramokgopa has explained that Stage Six is because Eskom is doing extra maintenance, which is GOOD. Unfortunately he did not explain why he was doing nothing, which is BAD.

Fortunately, some politicians are prepared to buckle down and get their shoulders to the wheel. Like the Johannesburg city councilors who overcame years of strife to speak together with one voice. Well more or less as the EFF and ActionSA voted against it. What was it they said? WE DESERVE A PAY RISE FOR OUR WONDERFUL WORK IN RUNNING THE CITY!

Of course they do, especially as they are all going to have to get their dark suits dry cleaned 76 times as they attend 77 funerals for the victims of the Marshalltown fire. You wouldn’t believe the cost of dry cleaning these days.

Are the councilors going to attend the funerals? Well one would hope so, if only as an admission that the people died because the councilors were all playing a fascinating new board game called “Kill the Coalition” instead of doing the work the ratepayers expect of them.

The game involves rolling the dice to see who has the right to elect a nothing mayor from a nothing party. The really exciting bit is that as every participant passes go he is allowed to dip his head in the swill and snuffle up as much as he can. The game has replaced the previous council favourite, a boring game called “Service Delivery.” That involved councilors doing lots of work after rolling the dice, and never really caught on.

Correction, not all the councilors were so anxious to vote themselves a pay rise. The meeting had to be postponed because more than half the councilors hadn’t bothered to turn up and therefore there was no quorum.

The voters might wonder if so few will turn up to collect their pay cheques at the end of the month.

September 5

Pity the poor prosecutors

The regrettable fact that crime often does pay in South Africa has been laid at the door of the Police and the National Prosecuting Authority. As far as the police are concerned, the incompetence of Police Minister Bheki Cele is legendary. But they have shown their fangs lately.

First in sleepy Machadorp where a large gang of cash in transit robbers had taken up residence. The police stormed their house and all 18 were killed. One policeman lost his leg while the others were unscathed. No doubt gentler readers will raise their eyebrows at the uncanny accuracy of the police shooters, but the robbers fired first and if you can’t do death, don’t do crime.

The other big crime story of the week puts the spotlight on Justice Minister Ronnie Lamola. His main sin is in failing to persuade a Cabinet that earnestly trumpets its anti-crime credentials to give the NPA proper funding.

KZN’s NPA staffers must have blanched when they heard the news of the success of Operation Shanela which was launched last month by he KZN cops. Shanela means “to sweep” in isiZulu and the operation has swept up 10 843 suspects, 241 of them alleged murderers and 140 wanted for attempted murder. Serious contact crimes are blamed on another 3 295.

Ronnie’s hard-pressed magistrates and judges are going to have their hands full for weeks and how the NPA can be expected to cope with the rush without emergency assistance, only Ronnie can tell us.

There is no doubt that many a criminal will slip through the Shanela net because courts and prosecutors cannot cope with the enormity of KZN Crime. Not to mention the hard-pressed detectives who will have to gather further evidence to present to the courts.

The Government will not mention these failures when they crow about their crime fighting credentials, but the truth of the matter is that the ANC has a marked disinterest in getting detective and prosecution levels up to scratch.

Given the ruling party’s refusal to take any action against its members who were named as corrupt in the Zondo Commission report, many may wonder whether the lack of enthusiasm for strengthening crime prevention areas is a question of guilty consciences at work. After all, you cannot expect the porkers to gallop to the bacon factory.

But the more likely answer is that it is just another manifestation of the ANC Government’s conviction that they are there to play politics, not govern. Wrecking municipal coalitions, for example, is far more fun than the hard grind of reorganising struggling departments and making sure they are properly funded. 

September 4

REAL statesmen don’t fix problems

Another incompetent springs into action after years of believing a Minster’s job is to play politics not to govern. This time its Minister of Public Enterprises Pravin Gordhan, who has descended on the Transnet board, full of sound and fury, demanding that they do something about their R5.7 billion loss.

Commendable? Well it would be if it wasn’t two years too late. Transnet lost R5.1  billion in 2021 while Gordhan was totally engrossed in a turf war over Eskom with Mining Minister Gwede Mantashe.

That war, as the country knows to its cost, had little to do with fixing Eskom’s woes and much to do with the egos of two Ministers who run neck and neck in the incompetence stakes.

Not that they get much help from our President Cyril Ramaphosa. Cyril, promoted to global statesman by warmongering, murderous Russian dictator Vladimir Putin, clearly finds his new role far more exciting than fixing the country’s problems. Illegal immigration is one of our major problems, but instead of putting pressure on the main source, Zimbabwe, he is heading off, probably accompanied by a delegation suitably large for a global statesman, to kiss the backside of Zim’s election-stealing, fiscally incompetent re (sort of) elected President Emmerson Mnangagwa.

Many African leaders are sensibly boycotting the inauguration ceremonies. However global statesmen do not care a fig for global condemnation of the recent Zim elections as being far from free and fair. Or that five more years of Mnangagwaian corruption and incompetence is liable to cause a further flood of desperate Zimbabweans.

It could be that our global statesman is looking for some advice on verneuking elections. That would be far more global statesmanlike than bothering to create an efficient administration.

Of course, that flood could be stemmed by a competent police force and a competent Home Affairs department, but that is governance and therefore boring. You cannot expect a global statesman to find time to fire incompetent police minister Bheki Cele and equally incompetent Home Affairs minister Aaron Motsoaledi.

Another man drawing his salary without doing his job is of course our beloved Old King Coal, Mining Minister Gwede Mantashe. Remember he was told to do something about the pricing formula which is hammering South African transport users? Still nothing.

The trouble is that these habits tend to leak into other levels of governance. Johannesburg councillors have been having such fun playing sink-the-coalition that they have clean forgotten what their real job is. Seventy- six people had to die to remind them. But they did show enough global statesmanship to try to put the blame on NGOs. Aided of course by Social Development Minister in the Presidency who has been programmed to say “apartheid is to blame” whenever anything goes wrong.

Maybe there were things wrong with apartheid, but the ANC has had thirty years to put them right. Surely that is enough time for even fledgling global statesmen to sort things out.    



 



 



 



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  1. Do the research. Ughurs are foreign-funded terrorists employed to cause trouble. Why would Russia doubtless also urge the EFF to press for the Zimbabwe model of land and business grabs? Gift of the Givers supports the FSA rebels, ISIS, and Al Qaeda in Syria. Do some more research. Good day.

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  2. New24 are on the very deep left of wokeness. Do not listen to then as there are three sides to every story.

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  3. Such rubbish spewed here. Sies

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    1. But it's a view. And you have not refuted

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